I just love this stuff. I’m proofreading a deposition in which the attorney is asking the plaintiff in an automobile accident case about what happened immediately after the accident:

Q. And did you say anything to your wife?
A. I asked her how she was doing. We were obviously a little shook up and sore. But, you know, she was really concerned about her little dog we had just got.
Q. How was the little dog?
A. I think it’s okay. Didn’t say anything to us.
Q. Does your dog have the ability to speak?
A. It does not, no.

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