“Ask Father Vasiliy” in The Onion Dome has this gem:
In general I discourage this “missionary dating.” Was it missionary dating in Nineteenth Century Russia? I am meaning outside of Royal Family, of course. Actually I am meaning outside of Royal Family and heretitary priesthood families. Outside of Royal family, heretitary priesthood families, and persons of Russian heritage living outside of Holy Russia.
Anyway, the Oniondome is up.